乔治·卡林

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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It's never just a game when you're winning.
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Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Always do whatever's next.
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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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