乔治·卡林

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Don't sweat the petty things don't pet the sweaty things.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to this house.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Electricity is really just organized lighting.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
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