乔治·卡林

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity...
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Don't just teach your children to read…Teach them to question what they read.Teach them to question everything.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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