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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
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How young can you die of old age?
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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
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I'm so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
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I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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