杰伊伦敦

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
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