格劳乔·马克斯

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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