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Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
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