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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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