马克·吐温

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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