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Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
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Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
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Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
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Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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