carol-burnett

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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
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Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
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I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
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We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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