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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
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发布于 2022年01月07日
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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发布于 2021年12月28日
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
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发布于 2021年10月25日
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
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发布于 2021年10月16日
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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发布于 2021年09月13日
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
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发布于 2021年08月31日
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death
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发布于 2021年08月03日
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
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发布于 2021年06月25日
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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发布于 2021年06月18日
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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发布于 2021年04月12日
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