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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
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In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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