george-carlin

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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How is it possible to have a civil war.
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Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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