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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
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