I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

我是一个真正的火腿。我喜欢观众。我更擅长和观众打交道。事实上，没有了它，我已经死了。

-- Lucille Ball 露西尔·鲍尔