When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

今天早上我醒来时，我女朋友问我:“你睡得好吗?”我说:“不，我犯了一些错误。”

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特