Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

猫有一个骗局——你买了食物，它们吃了食物，然后离开;这是交易。

-- Eddie Izzard 埃迪·伊扎德