I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

我喜欢这样握着麦克风线，把它捏在一起，然后松开，然后你马上就能听到一大堆笑话。

-- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格