I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

我没有女朋友，我只认识一个女孩，如果她听到我这么说，一定会很生气。

-- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格