Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.

进到我嘴里的东西似乎都让我发胖，出到我嘴里的东西又使我难堪。

-- Gabriel García Márquez 加布里埃尔·加克