I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说，“女士，三个小时前是草。”

-- Phyllis Diller 迪勒