I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

我曾经碰过奥斯卡奖。我的一个朋友有一个，用于写作。我一碰到它，他就说:“现在你再也赢不了了。”

-- Rob Corddry 罗布·科尔德瑞