My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.

My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.

我妈妈不想让我上大学。她不想让我读书——当我读书的时候，我就像拿着一个菠萝一样。

-- Lynda Barry 琳达·巴里