I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

我成为首相的机会和被飞盘砸头或找到猫王的机会一样多。

-- Boris Johnson 鲍里斯·约翰逊