Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

绘画,n。字体保护平坦表面不受天气影响，并将其暴露给评论家的艺术。

-- Ambrose Bierce 比尔斯