I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

我去银行借了一杯钱。他们说，“为什么?”我说:“我要去买些糖。”

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特