I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

我想我应该从莎士比亚的一首诗开始，但是我又想，我为什么要这样做呢?他从来不读我的书。

-- Spike Milligan 斯派克·米利甘