I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

我有世界上最大的贝壳收藏。我把它放在世界上所有的海滩上…也许你见过。

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特