I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

我告诉我的医生，当我节食的时候，我很累，所以他给我吃了兴奋剂。知道发生什么了吗?我吃得更快。

-- Joe E. Lewis 乔·E·刘易斯