A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

教堂是从未去过天堂的绅士们向从未去过天堂的人夸耀的地方。

-- H. L. Mencken 门肯