When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water.

When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water.

我泡茶的时候，就像老母亲格罗根说的那样。当我制造水的时候，我制造水。

-- James Joyce 乔伊斯