You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I'll also be late.

You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I'll also be late.

你只要告诉我时间和地点，我不仅不会去那里，而且还会迟到。

-- Jarod Kintz 贾罗德·金茨