When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

当我还是个孩子的时候，我去商店问那个男孩:“你有玩具火车时刻表吗?”

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特