Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

每次我去刮胡子的时候，我都以为地球上有其他人在刮胡子。所以我说，‘我也要去刮胡子。’

-- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格