For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

我的生日礼物是一台加湿器和一台除湿器……我把他们放在同一个房间里，让他们打起来。

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特