I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

在我认识的几乎所有人的生活中，我都是最重要的人，还有很多我从未见过的人。

-- David Sedaris 大卫·塞达拉斯