I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

在我朋友的葬礼上，我唯一的一项运动就是充当护柩者，我的朋友们经常锻炼。

-- Mark Twain 马克·吐温