Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

哦!不要用你的手表攻击我。手表总是太快或太慢。我不能听命于手表。

-- Jane Austen 简·奥斯汀