I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

我一个人坐在马桶里。我玩腻了滚轴，所以我说我最好写本书。

-- Don Rickles 唐·里克尔斯