I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

我在单身酒吧的凳子上坐来坐去，希望能交上好运，但这些凳子下面从来没有口香糖。

-- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦