I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars.

I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars.

我现在有钱了，来看看吧。我拥有我自己，嗯，我有五千八百万美元。

-- Mark Twain 马克·吐温