Be she barren, be she old, Be she slut, or be she scold, Eat my oysters, and lie near her, She'll be fruitful, never fear her.

Be she barren, be she old, Be she slut, or be she scold, Eat my oysters, and lie near her, She'll be fruitful, never fear her.

不管她是不育的，还是衰老的，是荡妇的，还是责骂的，吃了我的牡蛎，躺在她身边，她就会多产，永远不要怕她。

-- Jonathan Swift 乔纳森·斯威夫特