Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.

Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.

悲剧是我割破了手指。喜剧是如果我走进一个敞开的下水道然后死掉。

-- Mel Brooks 梅尔·布鲁克斯