People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.

人们总是问我，“肯尼迪遇刺时你在哪里?”我没有不在场证明。

-- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦