It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

照顾我的头发，让它看起来像我天生就有这样的头发是如此昂贵，而我真正的头发是鼠毛的颜色。

-- Samantha Bee 萨曼莎蜜蜂