I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

我讨厌生日。我以为我只讨厌我自己的生日，然后我意识到我也讨厌我孩子的生日。

-- Samantha Bee 萨曼莎蜜蜂