My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

我第二喜欢的家务活是熨衣服。我第一次是头撞在双层床上，直到晕过去。

-- Erma Bombeck 邦贝克