伍迪·艾伦

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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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