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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Death is an acquired trait.
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That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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TB or not TB, that is the congestion.
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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying.
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